a melissa
A melissa is your best friend who will listen to you cry about your ex, but she won’t tell anyone. She’ll stick by you no matter what, but if you mess with her, she’ll ghost you and you’ll never see her again.
My Melissa cried with me about her breakup, but when I broke up with her, she blocked me on everything.
My melissa would bring me soup when I was sad, but when I lied to her, she left me in the hallway.
She told me her secrets, but when I lied, she called me a f***ing liar and never talked to me again.