a mega pint
A mega pint is what you drink when you’re so angry you’re ready to punch your wife’s face and then she says she’s leaving you for a guy with a six-pack
He drank a mega pint when she said she was going with the guy from the gym
She told me I was fat and I drank a mega pint
After she said she was leaving me, I had a mega pint and threw a pillow at her