a meet head - the chick who uses every meeting like it's a dating app and

the chick who uses every meeting like it's a dating app and the guy in recovery is her next match

'I swipe left on the guys who still drink, but I swipe right on the ones who are trying.'

'I came for the meetings, but I got a boyfriend.'

'I'm not here for the sobriety, I'm here for the guy who still remembers his ex's name.'