a mcgriddle - To McGriddle is to be the worst at baseball, or just be the

To McGriddle is to be the worst at baseball, or just be the worst at everything in general.

I McGriddled my way through the whole game and got a strikeout for my trouble.

My McGriddle is so bad it can’t even hit a ball.

I McGriddled so hard I got a red card and a burger.