a mcgriddle - A McGriddle is your testicles when you’re mad and you’re try

A McGriddle is your testicles when you’re mad and you’re trying to say something rude but you don’t want to sound like a baby.

My McGriddle is so big it has its own Instagram.

I called my dad a McGriddle and he laughed so hard he got a flat tire.

My McGriddle is so strong it can bench press a whole sandwich.