a mcgriddle - A McGriddle is a breakfast sandwich that tastes like it was

A McGriddle is a breakfast sandwich that tastes like it was made by a man who just woke up, ate a whole pizza, and then screamed into a blender.

I tried a McGriddle and it tasted like regret.

My McGriddle was so bad I gave it a nickname: 'The McGriddle of Doom.'

I ate a McGriddle and now I live in a world of bacon and shame.