A Matt Damon
A Matt Damon is that guy who has to be the f***ing hero in every movie. He’s smart enough to solve a mystery in 3 seconds, but he still can’t understand why he’s not the main character in Team America.
He solved a 100-year-old mystery in 2 minutes and then forgot his own name.
He acted like he was the smartest guy in the room, then said ‘Team America’ like it was a swear word.
He called himself ‘the man’ in every movie, even when he was just a f***ing puppet.