a masturbating possum
When your brother sees you in his room and he pretends to be dead because he’s too embarrassed to stop jacking off.
Bro walked in on me eating cereal while I was jacking off. I played dead and he just left.
My brother saw me in his room and he flipped out. I played possum and he left like I was a ghost.
He walked in on me while I was jacking off. I played dead and he ran out screaming like a baby.