a masturbating possum
When your brother is caught jacking off and he acts like he’s a dead animal to avoid getting roasted.
He was jacking off and I walked in. He played dead like I was going to send him to jail.
My brother saw me in his room and he played possum like I was going to expose him to the whole school.
He was jacking off when I walked in. He played dead like I was going to beat him up.