a man's selfie
A selfie that looks like it was taken by a man who didn't know what a selfie was and just snapped a photo because he thought it was a good idea.
He took a selfie while holding the phone with one hand and looked like he was trying to balance it.
He took a selfie with his nose almost touching the camera and looked like he was trying to smooch it.
He took a selfie while wearing a hat that was so big it covered half his face.