a man of parts
A man of parts is a guy who uses silly words for his stick, like sausage, meat, and cock, because he’s too lazy to use the right word.
My brother is a man of parts, he calls his stick a meat and says it’s the best meat in the whole world.
That guy called his cock a sausage and tried to sell it to a hot dog stand.
My dad is a man of parts, he says his meat is so big, it could be a meatball sub.