a man of parts
A man of parts is a guy who’s so confused, he thinks he’s a girl with a flap and a weird stick coming out.
My neighbor is a man of parts, he thought he was a shemale for a week and tried to wear a dress.
That guy in the park said he was a man of parts, then he started crying and wearing a bra.
My cousin is a man of parts, he thought he had a vagina and a stick, then he got confused and ate a whole cake.