A man is not a plan
If you're single, you need a kitchen and a woman. If you're married, why is your woman not in the kitchen?
Single man: I eat at the kitchen. Married man: Where is my wife? She's not here. I'm confused.
He asked his wife, 'Why aren't you in the kitchen?' She said, 'Because I'm in the kitchen.'
He got divorced because he kept asking where his wife was and she kept saying she was in the kitchen.