A Mace - Mace is when you get pepper-sprayed in the face and you're t

Mace is when you get pepper-sprayed in the face and you're too stupid to realize it was your own fault.

I got pepper-sprayed because I was stupid. I’m a Mace.

I didn’t even know it was me. I’m a Mace.

I got sprayed and cried like a baby. I’m a Mace.