a lurkers ability
A lurker’s ability is when you're in a group chat but act like you're not there. You're like the invisible man, but with more judgment and less coolness.
In the group chat for three weeks and still don’t know my name. I’m basically a ghost with a side of judgment.
Texted ‘I know what you did’ when no one asked. I’m a menace.
Said ‘I was here’ when the server was empty. I’m a legend.