A Lund Special
Slamming your junk into a girl’s pants while she’s sleeping and then acting like you’re the victim when she screams and throws a pillow at you.
He did it while I was dreaming about ice cream and then said, 'You were snoring like a dragon.'
She screamed so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall down.
He did it and then acted like I was the one who did it.