A Lund Special
Putting your junk in a girl’s pants when she’s knocked out and then pretending you’re the victim when she wakes up and yells at you.
He did it while I was dreaming about tacos and then said, 'You were snoring like a dinosaur.'
She yelled at me so loud I thought I was going to lose my voice.
He did it and then said, 'You were snoring like a cat.'