A louie
A louie is a guy who can drink a whole keg and still stand up. He’s also the guy who thinks that making fun of people’s hair is the same as being funny. He’s basically a superhero, but he’s also a drama queen.
Louie: 'I drank a keg! I’m a god!' (He was still standing.)
Louie: 'Your hair is a disaster! I’m just helping it out!' (He was using a comb as a sword.)
Louie: 'I’m a superhero! I also cried when my mom left!' (He was still wearing a cape.)