A lot abundant - When you're too lazy to say 'a lot' and just throw 'abundant

When you're too lazy to say 'a lot' and just throw 'abundant' in there like it's a bonus.

'A lot abundant of people,' said the kid who didn’t show up.

'A lot abundant of candy,' said the kid who didn’t eat any.

'A lot abundant of problems,' said the kid who caused them all.