A lost ball in high weeds

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A person who is so clueless they might as well be wearing a sign that says 'I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm not even sorry.'
My cousin tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now the whole neighborhood is offline.
She walked into the wrong store and asked for a tattoo.
He tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire.
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Someone who is lost, confused, and possibly thinking about giving up on life.
He took a left turn at the grocery store and ended up in the park.
She tried to find her car and walked into a lake.
He thought the restaurant was on fire and ran out in the middle of dinner.
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A person who is so lost they might as well be a ghost in a maze.
He got lost on the way to work and ended up at his neighbor's house.
She walked into the wrong building and ended up in a yoga class.
He tried to find the bathroom and walked outside into the woods.
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A person who is so lost they might as well be crying in a ditch.
He tried to find his way home and ended up at the library.
She got lost and asked a squirrel for directions.
He thought he was going to the mall and ended up at the zoo.
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A person who is so lost they might as well be a chicken in a hat.
He got lost on the way to the party and ended up at the gym.
She thought she was going to the grocery store and ended up at the pet store.
He got lost and asked a sign for directions.
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A person who is so lost they might as well be a lost sock in a laundry pile.
He got lost on the way to his friend's house and ended up at the post office.
She tried to find the car and ended up walking into a restaurant.
He got lost and asked a streetlight for help.
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