a log - A log is when you do a huge poop and then pee on it to cut i

A log is when you do a huge poop and then pee on it to cut it in half. It’s a tradition, like from your dad or granddad.

My dad taught me how to log like a pro.

I did a log and my mom saw it. She was mad.

I peed on my log and it flushed. I was a legend.