A little sauce on the side
You wanted a little sauce on the side. Now you’re yelling at me like I gave you a full meal and a free dessert.
You asked for a little sauce. Now you’re mad because I gave you more than you needed.
I added some extra spice to your dish. Now you’re giving me the stink eye like I ruined your life.
You said you wanted a little sauce. Now you’re acting like I just took your last chocolate.