A Little Canadian Oven
A Canadian oven is a man who pees on Kleenex, socks, toilet paper, and his pants. He doesn’t care if he’s in public or in his own house.
My brother peed on his pants at the mall. The security guard asked him what was wrong. He said, ‘I’m a Canadian oven.’
My teacher said I was a Canadian oven because I peed on my math test and my socks.
My friend peed on his Kleenex and his pants during the school play. He was the best part of the show.