a literal pine tree - a person who’s so good they might as well be a tree. and als

a person who’s so good they might as well be a tree. and also the reason you’re still alive.

You are a literal pine tree. I swear you’ve been here since the beginning of time.

My roommate is a literal pine tree. He never stops being awesome.

If there was a tree of awesomeness, you’d be it. Literally.