A list celebrity
A celebrity who has aids is someone who is famous, but also has a disease that nobody wants. They’re the kind of celebrity who will tell you they’re famous, even if they’re also dying.
At a concert: ‘I’m famous, and I have aids!’
To a fan: ‘I’m famous, and I’m dying, but I’m still famous!’
Tweet: ‘I’m a celebrity with aids, and I’m still here!’