A lisp

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When you try to talk but your mouth won't listen and you end up saying the wrong word instead.
I said 'soda' and it came out 'thoda' and my mom yelled at me.
He tried to say 'snake' but it sounded like 'thnake' and the dog ran away.
She told me I had a lisp and I said 'thith' instead of 'thith' and it got worse.
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A lisp is when you talk like a total moron and people think you're dumb because of it.
My brother tried to say 'silly' and it came out 'thilly' and my dad laughed at him.
She told me I had a lisp and I said 'thith' and it made me look like a fool.
He talked like a retard and no one could understand him.
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It’s when you try to say 's' and it comes out like 'th' and people think you're an idiot.
I tried to say 'silly' and it came out 'thilly' and the whole class laughed at me.
He told me he had a lisp and I said 'thith' and I got called a fool.
She tried to say 'soda' and it came out 'thoda' and the teacher said she was a moron.
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The worst thing ever when you talk and it sounds like you're a brain-dead idiot.
I said 'snake' and it came out 'thnake' and everyone laughed at me.
He tried to say 'silly' and it came out 'thilly' and no one believed him.
She tried to say 'soda' and it came out 'thoda' and I called her a moron.
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A lisp is when you say 's' and 'z' like they're 'th' and people think you're a stupid kid.
He said 'silly' and it came out 'thilly' and his teacher laughed at him.
She said 'soda' and it came out 'thoda' and I called her a moron.
He tried to say 'snake' and it came out 'thnake' and the dog ran away.
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Lisp is like a fancy programming language that only smart people use, and it’s totally useless for normal people.
My teacher said Lisp was for smart kids and I said I was dumb.
He tried to use Lisp and it confused everyone and I said he was a fool.
She said Lisp was cool and I said it was totally useless.
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When you talk with a lisp, it’s like you're a total idiot and you can't even say your 's' sounds right.
He said 'silly' and it came out 'thilly' and no one believed him.
She tried to say 'soda' and it came out 'thoda' and I said she was a moron.
He talked like a retard and I called him a fool.
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