a lionel - A Lionel is the best human ever, like the kind of person who

A Lionel is the best human ever, like the kind of person who can solve your problems with a smile and a side of snacks.

My crush is a Lionel, and I’m 100% in love with him.

My best friend is a Lionel and always knows the right thing to say.

My teacher is a Lionel and makes math fun.