A Lasse
A Lasse is an old fancy word for a girl, but it sounds way cooler than 'girl' and makes you feel like a legend.
My history teacher called me a Lasse, and I instantly felt like I could beat up anyone.
I told my friend I was a Lasse, and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
My grandma said I was a Lasse, and I thought I was about to get a Nobel Prize.