a Lake
Lake: verb. To mess around, play dumb, and act like you're not doing anything. It’s like when you’re doing homework, but you're also pretending you're not doing homework.
"I was Laking with my friend, and now I got a D on my math test. I’m not sorry.", @lazy_student
"My mom caught me Laking instead of doing my chores. She gave me a time-out. I cried.", @time_out_kid
"He was Laking during the meeting. Now he’s fired. I’m proud of him.", @work_friend"