a la dodo bird - So dumb it doesn’t even exist, like a dodo bird that got hit

So dumb it doesn’t even exist, like a dodo bird that got hit by a bus.

That plan was a la dodo bird. You probably thought it was a good idea while high.”

Your hair is a la dodo bird. It looks like it was styled by a confused raccoon.”

That outfit was a la dodo bird. You looked like you just escaped from a clown prison.”