A “Kosher Taco”
Someone who's stuck between a religious rule and a greasy taco that's calling their name.
I'm a kosher taco. I can't eat pork, but I eat tacos like it's a sin not to.
My brother said I was a kosher taco. He said I wouldn't eat pork, but I'd eat tacos on the Sabbath. I just said I was tired and full.
My boss says I'm a kosher taco. He says I don't eat pork, but I eat tacos all day. I said I'm just a greasy mess with a holy problem.