My uncle said I was a kosher taco. He said I wouldn't eat pork but I'd eat tacos like it was my job. I said I was just a lazy holy person.

My friend said I was a kosher taco. He said I was half-Jewish, half-Mexican, and I didn't know what I wanted. I said I just wanted a taco.

My teacher said I was a kosher taco. She said I wouldn't eat pork, but I'd eat tacos in class. I said I was just a holy greasy kid.