A Kirby Thanksgiving
When someone in the family ruins the holiday by telling so many stupid lies that even the sweet baby Jesus throws a tantrum and leaves.
My uncle said he was a ninja in the 1980s. Jesus was like, 'You were a ninja? I was a baby.'
My aunt claimed she was a pirate who sailed the Seven Seas. Jesus looked at her like she was a joke.
My cousin said he had a pet ghost who told him the future. Jesus was like, 'I'm out.'