a key (kilo)
In Toronto, getting a key to the city usually means you’re getting a kilo of something way more useful than a lock.
I got a key to the city and a kilo of weed. The lock was just a bonus.
The mayor handed me a key and a kilo of cocaine. I didn’t even need the key.
They gave me a key to the city. I prefer my kilo of meth over any fancy door.