A Kewl Kid
A secret group of bullies who think they’re cool and dress like they’re from the 90s. They hate everyone who isn’t as cool as them, and they’re probably all related to Eminem.
He joined the Kewl Kid club because he thought it was the KKK. Turns out it’s just a group of guys who wear fanny packs.
The Kewl Kids called me a fag because I didn’t know what kewl meant. I still don’t.
Eminem’s Kewl Kid friend said he’s in the club, but he probably just wants free pizza.