A Kaminsky - A Kaminsky is that big, loud, stinky mess you take in the mo

A Kaminsky is that big, loud, stinky mess you take in the morning after a night of drinking so much beer you forgot your own name.

I took a Kaminsky so big it woke up my neighbor.

My Kaminsky was so loud it scared my cat.

I had a Kaminsky so bad I started singing.