a julie.
A Juli is so beautiful that even the gods would be jealous. She’s not just a 10, she’s a 15. You’ll never be as beautiful as her.
"You’re a Juli? No wonder I’m jealous of you.", Text from a guy who’s been eyeing her for weeks
"That Juli just walked in, and I’m now officially distracted for the rest of the day.", DM from a guy who’s been flirting with her for months
"If you’re a Juli, I’m a loser.", Tweet from a guy who’s really into himself