A Johnson Outboard
The lady starts jacking off her man’s cock like it’s a hot dog. He goes nuts, slathering his face in her tits and letting it all go like a maniac on a boat.
My neighbor did it in the park. A kid walked by and ran home crying.
My uncle did it in the doctor’s office. The nurse was so mad, she called his doctor.
My friend did it in the restaurant. The waiter spilled soup on the table.