a Joe job
When you rub a man's junk with sandpaper or steel wool until he leaks everywhere, and then you drink all the mess like it’s a fancy cocktail.
My friend had to drink a cup of his own leaky mess after being rubbed with sandpaper. It was like drinking a messy cocktail.
I watched my brother get rubbed with steel wool and then had to drink the whole thing. He cried like a baby.
My Joe got sandpapered and then had to drink his own leaky mess. He looked like he was in pain.