A Jews wish - A Jew's wish is like when you want to go pish, but you're to

A Jew's wish is like when you want to go pish, but you're too busy being a greedy money-lusting monster to even think about it.

I had a wish to go pish, but my brain was too busy counting my millions.

My brother had a wish to go pish, but he was too busy hugging his piggy bank.

My mom’s wish was to go pish, but she was too busy turning her gold coins into a piggy bank that screamed money.