A Jewish Paycheck - When you get so much money it feels like the sky is falling

When you get so much money it feels like the sky is falling and it’s all in your hands.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and I thought I was rich, but then I saw my cousin’s.

My mom got a Jewish Paycheck and she immediately bought a new couch and a new cat.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and I ate all of it like it was a bag of chips.