A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel
You’re getting off and you blast cum in the air. It lands on your head like a messy breakfast. You stand up and try to smooth your hair like a champ.
I looked like I had a scrambled egg on my head. My dog ran away from me.
I slicked my hair back, but it looked like I had a cum omelet.
My dad walked in and said, 'You look like a breakfast disaster.'