A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is someone who texts you only when he’s about to cum and doesn’t care if you’re busy. He’s a loudmouth and shows up only when he feels like it.
Hey, I’m texting you because I’m about to cum and I need you to be there.
I showed up at your door at midnight because I wanted to cum and didn’t care if you were asleep.
I called you at 1 a. m. and said, 'I need you to watch me cum right now or I’ll die.'