A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is a guy who only calls you when he’s about to cum and doesn’t care if you’re busy or not. He’s rude, loud, and shows up when it’s the worst time for you.
I called you at 2 a. m. because I needed a witness for my cum show.
I showed up at your house when you were eating dinner because I wanted to cum and didn’t care.
I texted you when I was about to cum and said, 'I need you to watch me blow my load now.'