a jergy
To be all slimy and slippery, like a snake who’s been eating too much garbage. You act like you’re sneaky, but you’re just bad at hiding your dumbass moves.
I’m so jergic right now, I could slip out of jail.
He was jergic enough to steal my lunch and blame it on a ghost.
She was jergic and tried to sneak out of class, but the teacher saw her sneaking.