A Jeffreys
A Jeffreys is the guy who’s always there for you. If you mention weight, he’ll scream and turn into a shriveled up mess.
'I said something about weight and Jeffrey screamed like a baby.', @WeightWorries
'He’s the guy who will always be there for you, unless you talk about weight.', @LoyalFan
'Jeffrey is the man of my dreams, until I mention weight.', @DreamyGirl