a james moment - A James moment is when you try to swear but you say it all w

A James moment is when you try to swear but you say it all wrong and it makes your brain scream.

I said 'Shut your shitting hell up!' and no one understood me.

I yelled 'F*** your b***h!' and my teacher got mad at me.

I tried to say 'D*** it all!' but I said 'D*** it a***!' instead.