A Jake Lockley
A Jake Lockley is a brain part that hates being ignored, especially after seeing a pint of water. It’s like when you see water and you’re like, 'I need to show my pecker to the world, now!'
'I pulled out my pecker after seeing a pint of water. Thanks, Jake Lockley.', A man in a bar
'Water? I don’t need water, I need my pecker out.', Jake Lockley, being a total f***ing idiot
'That pint of water was a sign. I had to show my pecker.', A guy who’s clearly not sane