a jack barnard
When two guys in clogs poop on each other then slap and lick the mess like it’s a delicacy
My dad did a jack barnard on my uncle at the store. The store manager called the cops.
At the bus stop, my friend did a jack barnard on some kid. The kid cried and ran home.
During a sleepover, my brother did a jack barnard on me. I’ve been haunted by it ever since.
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