a jack barnard
A man poops on another man then slaps it and eats the gross mess while both are wearing clogs
My cousin did a jack barnard on my brother at the park. I had to leave before I puked.
My dad did a jack barnard on my uncle during a family dinner. The whole table was horrified.
At the gym, my friend did a jack barnard on some guy. The guy cried like a baby.